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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 108 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Police once apprehended a man at a train station in Kyjov (Kiyov), Czech Republic. He was reported to be drunk but they only found him terribly confused. Turns out, he was a Ukrainian trying to return to Kyjev (Kyiv) but a cashier in another town misunderstood and showed him the wrong train.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least that's the same continent and not literally on the other side of the world.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

He only had a 150km detour. You can’t blame him for thinking “Kyjov” is the Czech spelling of “Київ” as he might not even have known the alphabet.

[–] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Kyjov is 1000 km from Kyiv.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

He started his journey in Zlín, 75 km from Kyjov.

In fact, the detour could be less than double that. The way to get to Kyiv from Czechia is to get on a train to Przemysl, Poland near Ukrainian borders, from where wide-gauge trains to Ukraine are available. From Zlín, a trolleybus or local train will take you 15 km to Otrokovice where direct trains to Przemysl are available. From Kyjov, the easiest way to get to the Przemysl train is 45 minutes on an express to Staré Město u Uherského Hradiště.

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Are you suggesting cities migrate?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This old guy gets to Heaven, walks up to the Pearly Gates, and there’s St. Peter, checking the records

St Peter asks: “Nationality?”

-“Ruthenian”

“Place of birth?”

-“Austrian Empire”

“School?”

-Czechoslovakia

“Married in?

-“Hungary” “Children born in?”

-“Third Reich”

“Grandchildren born in?”

-“USSR”

“Died?”

-“Ukraine”

St Peter exclaims: “Well, I must say, you got around a bit!”

Little guy: “Not so much. We never left Mukachevo.”

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[–] pixeltree@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh that's not bad then. Like still sucks but not too far

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago

As a Pole i can relate being confused by sudden exposure to Czech language.

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The whole thing is an advertisement on a baggage carousel in Austria for a company called Commend that offers intercom systems.

Salzburg airport's website has no mention of a special desk for those trying to reach Australia. If there were 100 errors per year, that would be 1 every 3 days, providing limited need for a desk.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

I think they ment a counter like 1..2..3.. Not a counter you approach that seats an employee.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Well now you ruined my day. Thanks.

[–] Tedrow@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know if this is true, but it does make me feel better!

[–] LetMeEatCake@lemm.ee 135 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's not true, I saw a different meme on it the other day and looked it up. This came about because some company made an advertisement at Salzburg Airport that looked kind of like a help desk tag for someone that mistakingly flew to Austria instead.

The giveaway here is that it's Salzburg, not Vienna. International flyers into Austria are almost universally going to end up in Vienna by default. Vienna's airport sees ~20x the annual passenger count.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 year ago

Well, I rarely downvote, but disinformation gets it every time. Thanks for clearing that up.

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[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not having a better day, but it pleases me that there are some that are.

[–] TvanBuuren@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most wholesome comment today, thank you for your service.

o7

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks. It's gotten a lot better since I got home. Lol.

Let's just say retail has a way of absolutely shattering any semblence of peace one can feel...

[–] 0xD@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Maybe if your muffins weren't encrypted you could eat them to lighten up!!

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[–] relevants@feddit.de 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Huh..? Salzburg is pretty small and so is its airport. What route would you have to take that you end up in a small, barely international airport and not realize at your last transfer that you were in the wrong part of the world?

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stupid people who put literally no effort or attention to anything they do, ever. Same kind of people that don’t bother to reserve a rental car ahead of time.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's not like reserving a car ahead of time actually does anything, except maybe get you a discount. Not once has the rental company actually had the right car available for me. Usually I get "upgraded" to an SUV or something that costs me 1.5x in gas over the trip.

[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They know how to take a reservation, they just don't know how to keep a reservation.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You'd better give me the insurance because I'm going to beat the hell out of that thing.

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I got "upgraded" to a Hummer H2. Fuck the fuel consumption on that thing. It was a work trip so I didn't pay, but still.

[–] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Most people know of Vienna so there are probably less mistakes

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[–] Kodama@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mangers daughter and a friend of hers where about to go for season work in Australia and do a bit of travel around and found a very cheap ticket to Sidney, bought it and went off.

Sidney, Canada....

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Lolol I live in Canada. I have never heard of that. Sidney, BC, population 11,000.

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[–] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You fly to cities/airports, not countries. There's no way people are screwing that up.

[–] LocustOfControl@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago

I can't believe that there's never been anyone that didn't make that mistake. Probably not enough to justify keeping a counter dedicated to it though...

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

I once almost accidentally flew to Puerto Rico rather than my city on the way back from a Thanksgiving trip because they unexpectedly delayed the flight and switched the gates

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is there a Salzburg Australia?

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

The people who fly into Austria don't know that...

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[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least Austrasia isn't a thing anymore.

[–] foxymulder@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

the territory that hasn't existed since the middle ages?

australasia is still a term people use for the asia-pacific region that includes australia though

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

Ahh yes "Salzburg, New South Wales"

[–] itsraining@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

In Austria they have these nifty stickers that they sell to tourists: "Warning! No kangaroos in Austria"

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who would want to go to Australia?

[–] Seudo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Mostly convicts

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

... Guess I'm Austrian now.

It's a step up from everybody thinking I'm from New York for some reason.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You have a bad day when you fly to Austria, but your bags are going to Australia.

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