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Well I feel better now. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...on a good day

[–] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you suggesting cities migrate?

[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not at all! They could be carried!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It could grip it by the husk.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This old guy gets to Heaven, walks up to the Pearly Gates, and there’s St. Peter, checking the records

St Peter asks: “Nationality?”

-“Ruthenian”

“Place of birth?”

-“Austrian Empire”

“School?”

-Czechoslovakia

“Married in?

-“Hungary” “Children born in?”

-“Third Reich”

“Grandchildren born in?”

-“USSR”

“Died?”

-“Ukraine”

St Peter exclaims: “Well, I must say, you got around a bit!”

Little guy: “Not so much. We never left Mukachevo.”