this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That driver was flooring it! Golf cart typically top at ~15mph. This one went to 19mph!

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They have governors that can be tampered with.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes with as little as a zip tie

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

"You want this cool zip tie I found?"

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ghost33313@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure I've seen streamers do this as a challenge in GTAV as well.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys are all laughing, but you don't know that these cops are on Segways.

[–] amio@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Right, right, better laugh harder

[–] moipe@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You two better evade the San Fernando Police and get the cart back to the park or YOU'RE FIRED.

[–] Uranium3006@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Most of the San Fernando valley is in Los Angeles city limits and the small city of San Fernando used the sheriff's department I think

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Someone's gonna get fired

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Run Trump Run!

[–] Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I don't care if the police are chasing you. If you aren't back here in 5 minutes, you're fired!

[–] amio@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably blasting It Was a Good Day, too.

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The flordia man must have left its natural habitat

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

In a golf cart.

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

oh boy did he get lost a bit!

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Low speed chase

[–] eth0slash0@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He's gradually getting away

do you know who else escaped the cops in a golf cart?

MY MOM

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 1 points 1 year ago

Go Broncos!