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[–] ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

[–] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't generally care about people making new sexualities, but it's not hip to fuck bees.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can’t believe I’m saying this: Just because you’re sexually attracted to bees doesn’t mean You have to fuck then.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 year ago

Kaan moment

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I can’t bee-lieve**

[–] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is 100% a troll either just for fun or to rile up and radicalize gullible conservatives

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

yeah I just thought it would be funny to mention the 'it's hip to fuck bees' thing

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 6 points 1 year ago

“It’s not hip to fuck bees”

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Liberalism opened the door. Get with the times, grandpa.

[–] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Smh the background/flag isn't gold-black stripes 🤦‍♂️

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I got this reference! Thank you, (my) child with terrible taste in movies.

[–] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 34 points 1 year ago

Adam and Eve, not Adam and bees!

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Moc@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Bee Movie has entered the chat

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Fun fact: DreamWorks animation is directly responsible for one out of every three new sexualities!

[–] Trarmp@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

You like jazzzz?

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's... it's literally called Bee Movie.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Zombees probably, it's very sexy

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 year ago

its hip to fuck bees. 🐝

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

No I like bees

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I can't believe Kirk was barlophobic all this time

[–] RedReaper@infosec.pub 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"New Sexuality" and the first order of business was to create a bespoke slur for it?

[–] mercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

As is the American way, yes.

[–] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Barlo Patch notes

[–] youRFate@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this a reference that is going over my head?

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

It feels like Barlo Kaan could be a person's name.

[–] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Wake up babe, new sexuality just dropped

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Something about insects. Is it their thick asses, thin legs, big eyes, chiseled jawlines, wasp waists, hairy chests, tiny hands/feets? God damn.

[–] Evilsmiley@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's because they watched Antz or A Bug's life growing up. It changed them forever.

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[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

In this hive, the Queen Bee is human and her honey is the sweetest 😌

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

by the way techsexual exists

[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

low quality bait!