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Mom plugs in the Flowbee (slrpnk.net)
submitted 9 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

1000012652 What doth you mean, m'Lord? M'Stallion looks quite dashing, if I do say so, m'self.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I dunno who this is but I'm sure his name ends in "fled" or "Stan"

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Mom, all the girls like me and it’s distracting. Can you fuck my shit up?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Oh gosh I hate the Flowbee with a passion. Every time it came down on my head it pulled on the hair when cutting it, causing some pain.

But my dad wanted to save some money so I had to deal with it.

[–] Alue42@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I have never heard of the flowbee, but now that I've seen it I can only think of this

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[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

It really does suck

[–] AllBlue22@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have a colleague in his late 40s who still uses this thing. Honestly his hair looks fine, had no idea he was doing it himself.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I cut my own hair (and do a reasonable job of it, I'd say) as well as my son's, and this device would be a game changer.

[–] AllBlue22@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

If I'm remembering right his broke and there was some panic as it was discontinued but he found one on ebay.

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This was actually my pappy doing my hair growing up. That fukkn' flowbee sucked not because it was attached to a vacuum but because my dad would constantly hit me in the head with it trying to get the correct length. He kept the blades nice and oiled tho.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 9 months ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has a TBI as a result of a Flowbee incident

[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The Duane Dibbley of Horses.

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[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My look throughout my childhood. My mom was a hairstylist too so I have no idea why she went this route

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 9 months ago

Maybe after work she was tired of hair and just wanted to do what was fastest and easiest?

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

Same reason professional chefs eat ramen and grilled cheese when they're not working.

[–] StewartGilligan@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Will Byers???

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I mean, I might as well be listening to journey. Giving myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 9 months ago

This haircut makes my eyes rain!

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I went and got myself a peasant haircut because of this post.

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[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 0 points 9 months ago

Gives me an Oliver Tree vibes...