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I would pick yes

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[–] blotz@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Weighted blanket

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

if you say no you're a loser

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

your mom

's waistline, i'm so happy for her managing to lose so much weight!

[–] techognito@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

So that when we bang

the drums, she can dance with beautifully and enjoy here life!

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

my bad, english ain't my first language

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Fair enough. Wouldn’t worry too much. Native English speakers do it too.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, native speakers are usually worse at grammar

[–] Lizardon@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] BlueKittyMeow@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

It's giving Giles Corey

[–] MisterLister@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm long out of school... Can I still take the deal?

yes of course

[–] genoxidedev1@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't even go to school anymore, I just like saying "yes".

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I work at an active mine, I think it would be more than a week off though if any part of me gets crushed by a 2 ton rock. Gonna need some milk after that..

[–] Evilsmiley@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do i get crushed before or after the time off?

[–] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago

Give me before or no deal.

[–] Evilsmiley@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Thats a tough sell tbh but i think I'll still take it

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

That's a tough one.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

Wage labor in a nutshell

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Two tons accelerated to mach 25 from orbit? Practically instantaneous and spectacular.

I'll donate the two weeks to someone stuck in a shitty school.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't understand, where's the catch?

[–] supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the 2 ton slab weights 2 tonnes

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Very easy catch

no because when I come back to school I would get a crapton of makeup homework assignments

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago

Doesn't specify if the crushing is before or after the week off.

[–] strawberry@artemis.camp 3 points 1 year ago
[–] thySatannic@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

That looks like the entrance to the GTA Online bunker

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would gladly go back to school and youthful ignorance, the rat race gets old very quickly, all the responsibilities and bills 😑

So actually I'm already under the rock...

[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Why9@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Pizza@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago