That is a good firm look of "Man, I want attention, but I am far too lazy to ask for it. So I'm just going to flop, because I know you're a big sucker for it, aren't you?"

[–] bighatchester@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Shes my emotional support cat . I pet her while my customers complain and I pretend to care .

[–] SolarNialamide@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

And dammit if it doesn't work every single time. She knows how weak I am

[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Give her some fucking attention.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Notice me senpai.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This is where Lucy lays when ~~I'm working and~~ she wants ~~attention~~ purpose and direction in life

[–] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my allergies are flaring up just looking at her. so fluffy! so cute!

[–] bighatchester@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I find her fur all over my apartment and stuck to my clothes. I try to brush her but she hates it and tries to bite me .

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Her fur is a sign of Her Presence. You insult Her Majesty by brushing them off.

[–] bighatchester@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Then she gets mats and I have to try and cut them off while she bites me .

[–] Synthead@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What customer doesn't want their rug dragged?