this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2023
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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody can stop me from discovering the truth!

passes out

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

passes out

Because you passed the gate, out of this fake world into the reality.

[–] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Litysterious@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ranks among the best of cheap highs, topped only by very cold or very hot showers, sleep or recreation, experiencing a beautiful piece of art or wonder of nature, eating spicy or sour things, sneezing or getting rocks off, huffing spraypaint or guerilla glue, and engaging in meditation or hypnosis. Get high on life is what i always say when I'm drunk or out of weed. My body is my temple.

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I once stood up and chugged some carbonated water and suddenly felt "oh shit am I about to die right now?" but I just needed to sit down and burp.

Bartenders hate this one weird trick!

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man.....you're like the Sprog of memes

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's high praise. Sprog at least knew how to write poems though.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

But you make a damn fine meme, my friend!

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

consume iron

[–] anonono@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

is this a joke I'm too hypertense to understand?

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

People with POTS be like.

[–] jlow@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Like unstable diffusion?

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you have POTS this is common unfortunately. I find that cardio exercise and lots of salt helps a ton.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plain Old Telephone Service???

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Nah, Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome. It can be pretty bad at times. Thankfully there's a lot of things you do to reduce its effects.