Thank you, my SO is informed as what to gift
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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Warming your cockadoodles in that way will make your swimmers go limp.
Heat doesn't cause sperm motility but it does cause lower sperm counts.
Nowhere near as bad as taking a bath once a week though.
(Loss of motility) edit: or use lower as a verb, twice, and remove cause both times
Not necessarily a bad thing
Just don't count on it
Merci.
Wow! I can't wait to have my cock full of wool fibers!
Sounding level: pro
If your mom is a medium, it sure will. 😉
Is there a name for this kind of "clothing"?
I do believe they're called cock socks. If not, they should