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[โ€“] stagen@feddit.dk 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Perfect business sense, I think.

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[โ€“] GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Always remember where I put stuff man

I don't want to lose another guitar pick lol

Get some glow in the dark sparkly gold ones lol

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[โ€“] LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

I am the current incarnation of the-timer's-about-to-go-off man: every time there's a timer I'm physically uncomfortable in the seconds right before the notification beeps begin. "It should be done by now" I'll say, just before the oven timer sounds, or the dryer plays its jingle.

Yesterday I took the dog for a walk around another store while my wife did the grocery shop, but I forgot my phone at home. Sure enough, I got the familiar itch between the shoulder blades and the dread "she's probably done by now" and had to excuse the pup and I from the group of people giving him scritches. We all reached the car at the same time.

If I could just remember stuff, it'd be great.

[โ€“] Frog-Brawler@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I have one, โ€œget great parking, 70% of the time.โ€

e-scooter man, he fears no filled parking lot as he can simply park further away and take his scooter to the store.

of course, he lives in constant fear and jealousy of walkable city man, who simply walks to the store and doesn't quite understand what a parking lot is.

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Direction in a crowd man

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