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I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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[โ€“] InAbsentia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As an American it obviously has to be no healthcare bills man.

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[โ€“] vis4valentine@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Free unlimited WiFi woman.

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[โ€“] s20@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having recently undergone a full extraction of my remaining teeth and gotten dentures, I'll take "has a healthy set of teeth"- or "can afford dental implants"-man

[โ€“] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd be infinite stamina man. never get out of breath again, even while jogging

[โ€“] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Making anyone I want have an immediate and uncontrollable urge to sneeze.

[โ€“] Spasmolytic@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you want to be a villain, the twist is that they feel it but can't do it.

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[โ€“] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never needing to nap girl a dream yet to come true

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[โ€“] ParanoidFactoid@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I would like to be able to extrude fresh, delicious, bananas from my ass. Difficult and uncomfortable, I'm sure. But I'd never go hungry again!

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[โ€“] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My knees and elbows don't hurt man.

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[โ€“] Critical_Insight@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'd like to be able to sense the distance to the closest person to me

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