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I would like to be able to extrude fresh, delicious, bananas from my ass. Difficult and uncomfortable, I'm sure. But I'd never go hungry again!
Just regular bananas, or bananas of any length? This detail is important
I'd argue girth matters more than length. But please, let the banana spider that bit me inject thin banana superpowers.
It's just a request!
Come Mr tally man,
tally me banana.
Daylight come
and me wan go home.
Newton says otherwise