Just start your car. It's cheaper
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False. Cars require registration. Match box doesn’t and gas station floors are unguarded.
Not a lawyer, probably don’t listen to internet strangers.
You can't stop me from taking this as financial advice!
Pro tip: Don´t start playing with your cat when there is something on the stove, just don´t.
Too late, the cat is toast already.
Don’t start playing with your food, when your cat is on the stove.
converting calories into carbon hydrate charcoal
This might technically have more calories now, considering how they are measured in food labs with calorimeters
Technically nobody said, that they are gone, just that they are burned
Isn't that the same thing? Once one calorie is consumed it can't be put back. That's enthalpy baby, the ultimate reason why we all gotta die.
I just obliterated some chicken wings not longer than an hour ago when my toaster oven ignited some grease in the catch pan so I can relate to this.
Instructions unclear, I now have smoke inhalation.
So this is the secret locked away behind those paywalls . . .