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(Christ The Redeemer is struck by lighting several times a year, and has an array of grounded lightning rods for just such occasions.)

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[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

plot twist: zeus is the one behind this cuz he's mad that people are worshipping christianity and not him

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok but now Jesus has to release a Zeus diss track

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

Wait till Thor hears about this...

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Because Heaven is like an episode of American Chopper. "FUCK YOU, DAD, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A STATUE!"

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

Thor's still mad at the Christians for ~~forcefully converting~~ saving his people via ~~conquest~~ free trade and the formation of a ~~witch-burning theocracy~~ Christian nation in medieval Sweden...

it looks like jesus is stretch armstrong

[–] dopeshark@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I HAVE THE POWER!!