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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Our lungs are also perfectly designed to hold lung cancer. Funny that.

[–] spauldo@lemmy.ml 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Makes as much sense as the banana argument.

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'll bite. What's the banana argument?

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It's been years since I've thought about it, but I still remember. Some new earth creationist tried to use bananas as evidence of god's existence, because it fits perfectly in our hand and referred to the stem as a "tab for easy opening" (never mind that it's easier to open from the other side)

[–] DrChickenbeer@artemis.camp 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

That's the title of the next Zelda game! It's 97% cutscenes!

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[–] spauldo@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

That the banana is proof of creationism because it's perfect for the human hand.

Problem with that argument is that bananas aren't natural. They've been bred and cloned to get to the shape they have. The original fruit wasn't very friendly.

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, a cock fits quite ok in the butthole as well.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guess ears and asses are made to tempt us to commit sins.

[–] Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Nope I think this was usecase intended by god. Otherwise dicks would be squared.

[–] ray@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago
[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Nostrils, cigarette's butts

The signs are everywhere!

[–] Declamatie@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah perfect, set your hair on fire