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...and it's getting annoying AF. Firefox keeps popping up TypeError Network request failed

In the meantime to keep up with my obligations, I'll find and post poetry. See if I don't.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
⸨drowned out by moaning and screaming⸩
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.

-- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I had this pinned to the wall of my cubicle at my old job, it was well-received XD