Graveyard shift at the dicksucking factory is the worst. All the dicks have weird erections and the cum taste like fish. Glad I got an honest, union job at the new asseating factory they built pass the river.

[–] demonquark@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Tell me about it. I keep trying to get my coworkers to organize, but they’re all a bunch of corporate cocksuckers.

[–] WayTooDank@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For a moment there i thought tshirt scam bots have finally come to lemmy and I was like "nature is healing"

[–] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No but one of my friends got caught by one somewhere and decided to share this wonderful shitty ultra-low-quality direct-to-garment print-on-demand shirt website to our discord.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not even time and a half?

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No one getting time and a half just for working there graveyard shift, though there's probably a shift differential.

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

oh my. this is lovely