What does it count as if you lift one thigh and buttcheek off the seat?
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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I go for a shit standing up
Sitting down.
Standing up because then I can actually look at the toilet.
Better question is do y'all wipe from the front or the back? I always do front cuz I don't have to try and wiggle my hand between the seat and my ass or scoot to the edge. I'm looked at like I'm crazy whenever somebody says "ew who wipes from the front?"
Bro what. That means your tissue can possibly skim your taint and/or balls. Hard no. And if you're a woman, that could lead to infection.
See I hear this argument all the time and I don't get it, I just don't wipe up onto my taint, it's not too hard to avoid
Same, from the front. Done it that way my entire life and I tried from the back once, just can't do it.
That said, I'm teaching my daughter to do it from the back because for woman there's hygiene reasons to do it that way.
Yes, do you?
Reading this from the toilet. Will update in a few
update?
We're waiting!
Both, though it's usually only one standing up as more of a failsafe/spot check.
I exclusively wipe while performing jumping jacks.