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Monty Trek? (img-9gag-fun.9cache.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by GreenMario@lemm.ee to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Ferengi: "Make the hu-mon sit... IN THE UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIR!"

Riker: "This isn't that bad, actually."

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

The sitting isn't the worst part, it's the sitting down that's the hard part... for Riker at least.

[–] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

He must stay there until lunchtime with maybe raktajino at 11. Poke him with ... the cushions!

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Nobody expects the Rules of Acquisition! Our chief weapon is bribe... negotiation and bribe... bribe and negotiation... Our two weapons are bribe and negotiation... and ruthless profiteering.... Our three weapons are bribe, and negotiation, and ruthless profiteering... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Grand Nagus... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as bribe, surprise... I'll come in again.”

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Everybody stop, this is the best meme ever.

[–] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

This is an especially good one. Nice! 👍

[–] FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Lest we forget the unwritten rule of acquisition: When no appropriate rule applies, make one up.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thats Rule 1478 in the RoA

[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Truly a thing of beauty.