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[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 69 points 1 year ago

It's not because you're 50. It's because it is celebrity news.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ah shit, is k-smog flipping grunts again? That is so not lit fam.

[–] klemptor@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sus, cap, yolo? I don't know what I'm saying

[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] klemptor@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know what that is 'cause I'm an Old.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

That slaps*

*I hate myself

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Say less

No cap tho, zoosha's cheugy drip gives boomer fr fr

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I'm 29 and only half of that sentence is readable to me

Oh god it's happening to me

[–] lemillionsocks@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to be with it until they changed what it is. Now what I'm with isn't it anymore and what's it is weird and scary. It'll happen to you!

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

It truly happens to us all.

[–] deeznutz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

You used to be with it, but then they changed what it was, and you weren't with it anymore.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I'm about a half decade away from there and I agree. I personally absolutely refuse to stoop down to their level because I believe it's just really dumb.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I both want to know what "flipping a grunt" means, and for it to be real slang.

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You'd be flipping a grunt if you knew.

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yo dont flip my grunt like that bro

[–] Skadabucci@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

I'm flipping my grunt as we speak

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

Urban dictionary says "defecating on the ground in a public place".

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

And I had an Onion on my belt because it was the style at the time.... IT WILL HAPPEN TO... whats itwhositBART?!

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I looked up what baby gronk an livvy is supposed to be. Is that a 9 year old boy and an adult women?

[–] ZoeyBear@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

I feel like she might wanna be on a list.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 1 year ago

I can make some sense of that. Zoosha is a young woman with orange-tanned skin and lip implants that look like a duck’s bill who’s essentially famous for wearing ugly, expensive clothes. K-Smog is a tattooed and soul-patched white guy never seen without a backwards baseball cap on his head, who either sings through Autotune or stars in action films.

[–] rob64@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Speed of Sushi-K growth stock

Put U.S. rappers into shock

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

Does Bruno Mars is gay?