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[–] db2@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You need to implement the synergistic cloud blockchain.

[–] odium@programming.dev 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

*synergistic cloud quantum blockchain powered by AI

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] guycls@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Needs to be in production by next month.

[–] ripcord@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, so we can leverage acceleration towards actionable efficiency.

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My boss holds Meeings all the time. Almost every meeting is about her and how great she is. I will now call these meeting "meeings".

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All those Meeings could have been an emai as well

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 year ago

I've been to some of those. They really suck. Worse than meetings.

Be fired || deal with customers

😰

Your meetings have agendas? That must be nice.

[–] lukas@lemmy.haigner.me 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was in a meeting with an external company once that sells NFTs. Yes, it was fun. Yes, the only reason I was there is 'cause I thought I'd be hilarious. Yes, I wrote money laundering into their interactive word cloud, and others wrote similar thoughts. Plz buy this jewelry for $500 so that you can use that virtually in Zoom. Some are convinced that Blockchain is the future. Others not so much.

Future Squidward Meme

[–] ripcord@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What does the title have to do with the post...?

[–] Knusper@feddit.de 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, customers will sometimes ask for certain solutions to be used. Solutions for problems they don't have...

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Solutions that make no sense to the problem they think they have.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Customers fall for every hype and want dumb things that don't make sense to be implemented.

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

suit customer may be worst customer

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Oh look ! A programmers meme thread has descended into a technical argument.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

What even is this job? 😂

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Real talk, if this is happening to you often you've gotta decline more meetings.

[–] vrkr@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago