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[–] noqturn@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like poking them with pins to hear the noise it makes

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is pin a codeword for penis? If so, I'm also interested in the noises they make.

[–] Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Im interested in the noises id make

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well then. Bend over, you hot piece of unspecified gender

Gsnwtjgugvucieoeutirghnevt !!!!!!!!!!!

[–] TheBurlapBandit@beehaw.org 11 points 1 year ago

Sometimes? Who sitting around with all these limp balloons???

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wish I had balloons* to blow :c

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Umm uh I um mmh I uh asljgl;sahg;afslfhasfghaksf 😳

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't be so flustered, we'll take turns. If you can give me something to blow, that is.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, but I'll need to do a few sit-ups first to feel good about my body.

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If what you want is a good workout, I can put you through your paces

wink wink

No better way to feel good about your body

i wish this were true :((