this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
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[–] waigl@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too bad the tortoise joke doesn't work, because a tortoise is a turtle.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 11 points 1 year ago

And toads are frogs.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did you just assume my species??

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

Donkey ? I'm a mull you carrot eating lazy dumbass!

[–] lfromanini@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

I read this using fire"fox".

[–] AKADAP@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Enter the librarian...

[–] jacktherippah@lemdro.id 4 points 1 year ago

ALLIGATOR? I HARDLY KNOW HER.

[–] Smoogy@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

And thus why grammar trolls are always the first to get eaten

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] quantenzitrone@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Jeez, that’s a savage tortoise