Ever since I quit reddit I have become irrestable to the opposite sex. I've gotten so many bitches.
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2023
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Ever since I stopped using Reddit, my wife has been spending more time with me than her boyfriend
casual /r/polyamory talk.
r/humblebragging
Are you on linux yet?
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Arch and vegan btw, get on my level.
Let me wash your feet
Have you switched to Firefox for privacy? Sold your gas guzzler and started biking so you aren't climate changing? Canceled Netflix, Facebook, Google, and Xed Twitter so you aren't ripped off? Installed bidets so you aren't killing trees to wipe your shit?
I'm unimpressed.
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... and a communist ?
For me, the only feeling better than dumping Reddit a month or so ago has been when I ditched Facebook years ago.
leaving facebook was easier
Well with Facebook for me it was more like a slow decline until I only used it for things I "have" to use it for. Whereas Reddit was a brutal, one day to the next cold turkey kind of thing.
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I ditched Facebook in 2017, the same time I got a Reddit account. Now I got Lemmy when I left Reddit.
I dumped FB after George Floyd. The stupidity of some people was just too much. I had Reddit but there is something to anonymity. I think I pay more attention to the content of the comments. I dunno. Maybe it's me.
reddit was the only thing keeping OP anchored in the fashion trends of this millennium
I am glad people are ditching reddit too but we don't need to jerk ourselves off about it
Bro don't ruin the vibe, I'll go soft
okay that is actually pretty funny
Stop ruining the vibe of our jerk
Speak for yourself. If you don't want in on the circle jerk you can leave
Time to tar and feather reddit!
It feels good. The atmosphere is so much better here, even if the content is slower.
I wasn't a poster on reddit, but I'm motivated to contribute to the posts here, especially to niche communities I enjoy when I find them.
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What the hell, this pic is from twilight? Cant speak for the rest of the movies but this pic goes hard. Might singlehandedly convince me to watch the movies, just to see the context of this image, if not for anything else.
The books have a few very interesting ideas, like the leader vampire society that feasts on whole tourist groups. Or a vampire during the civil war. Unfortunately, it's mostly fluff and never expanded upon.
Those guys are like the leaders of the vampires. They live in Brazil and make the rules and and they punish any one who breaks them
They can't be Brazilian. There are no soccer shirts, flares and big breasted carnivale women.
I left Reddit, the second I learned what was happening. Haven't looked back
Flamboyant glitter skinned vampire?
Does it count if I only dipped in because the answer to a question i needed was only on reddit? I was there for like 2 seconds.
I hood my breath when I go back, If I don't breath in it doesn't count
You could also use an adblocker so they don't make a cent off you.
I don't post in Reddit, but if a Google search takes me there, I'm not gonna ignore it. I have contempt for Reddit and the spez/the people who run the site, but not for our fellow users.
I went back to comment on a few posts a week ago before remembering how hostile a lot of the community and moderators are
So you became sick, got it.
I haven't either, but because I'm banned
Banned not bannerd.
Congratulations on your promotion
Good job!
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