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[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically it's the United States of America, so it has an R.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Also, The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. That's a lot of r's.

[–] Wirrvogel@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

These are ge many countries without an "r", Sir!

[–] rockyTron@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“No way” is Norway without an R

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago
[–] yimby@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Norway - r = ?

           +r = +r

No way = ? + r

Now I'm stuck.

[–] Turun@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

If you add r to both sides you are left with "Norway" on the left, not "no way", since you previously had a "-r" there.

[–] justhach@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This was funny until I had to think of at least a dozen countries before I could remember one with and R in it lol.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 year ago

Ye man, cool.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

It's now Ussia

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 year ago