this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But the skin is the best part!

[–] loom_in_essence@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I invented the left handed pizza peeler.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"Most people don't eat the rind, but men do."

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

See, now because of me there's a warning.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Good for the advice, because the difference of a US Pizza and the cardboard taste don't exist.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Remove clothing before ironing.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Caution: do not eat iPod Shuffle.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear, arrested for public indecency...

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

That label was covered by part of the box and so I ate the pizza before opening it and now I have an infection.

Who do I sue?

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

we're going to make it, the box is mostly fiber anyways.

[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe they mean to open it early to cool it down?

I'm hoping it's not because someone was forcing the pizza cutter through the box

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

You mean you peel your pizza before you eat it?

[–] awesome_person@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what are you gonna tell me next, that i need to open the door before going to another room? 😭

[–] cre0@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Only if you keep every door in your house closed 24/7 like a psychopath

[–] Bigs@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[–] gamey@feddit.rocks 1 points 1 year ago

If that ugly cardboard box thinks it can tell me what to do I will win that argument at all cost!

[–] dimeslime@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

Safest way to ensure I WILL eat this meme: tell me not to.