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Everything always get so serious. Thought this could be a fun experiment to discuss a serious issue in a non-serious way.

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[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To me the right has become mostly a meme

Blocking political process is now the main theme

The SCOTUS taking bribes left and right

Gerrymandering going on day and night

Most democrats have the appeal of The Simpsons’ Flanders

He’s getting pretty old but I like Bernie Sanders

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Upvoted for Bernie Sanders

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why would you waste an upvote on someone who won't win, when you can upvote the least worst candidate that could?

/s just in case

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There was a young man from Bluff,
Who quite frankly had enough.

Feeling sick through,
With with interchangable red/blue.

With research in hand,
And policy that's not bland.

This time with great zeal,
This time I'll vote the colour teal.

[–] mobyduck648@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

I started very right-wing there’s no joy

But as much as this may annoy

I don’t think it’s my fault

For quite close to a cult

Was the church I was in as a boy

As I grew up I was shocked to find

Our beliefs aren’t of soul but of mind

With the right application

Of time and education

You can change them and be much more kind

So bollocks to John Calvin and Paul

I can no longer stand them at all

Now I’m left-wing, contrarian

Anti-authoritarian

Who hates bigots from Orkney to Cornwall

[–] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Anarchism is the way, workers only you should pay.

The rich and wealthy we should eat, nutrition shouldn't be sourced from meat.

[–] meteorswarm@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Down with states and stature
Strive instead to ready
Through direct radical action
Root changes grow fruitful
Refreshed from old ashes
Our society rises
We sow personal power
To free all the people

(This poetic form is dróttkvætt which has internal half rhyme on odd lines and internal full rhymes on even lines)

[–] Plumeria@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I always watch sadly
Those giving their vote
To people who'd gladly
Cut open their throat.

They follow their hate,
They don't spot the lies.
~~Rich man owns the state~~,
Rich man's gaining weight,
The poor one just dies.

Edit: changed a line

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Slavery is real, racism is too

But look outside America, you'll see it times 2

[–] NSFW_alt_send_nudes@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like tectonic plates, growing apart

With Xitter and Facebook neatly doing their part

The legislature doesn’t really care about me

They get there money and healthcare for free

Meanwhile, we suffer from this polarization

Not just the US, but almost every nation

War, corruption and global warming give me a hopeless feeling

Almost on a daily basis, reading news leaves me reeling

Am I just a pessimist or will we really fail?

Are we watching the apocalypse in slow motion while wagging our tail

[–] tymon@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The rich get richer / The poor get poorer / When our time comes / No guilt for the horror

or maybe

The planet is burning / We die of starvation / Abolish the wealthy / And claim our salvation

or maybe

One, two, buckle my shoe / Three, four, overthrow the 1% and bring about a socialist utopia, etc

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

Newlines are real tough.
Two spaces and the end make it rough.

Hit enter twice

For space extra nice.

Banana.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
I really don't care
It's neither here nor there
I live alone in the woods
My biggest worry is bear
And his economic stance on my foods
[–] peter@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago

Roses are red Violets are blue The worlds gonna end Before I turn 52

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are so many politics issues

That I would be here all day

So if you want to know what mine are

Treat this comment as an AMA

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 year ago

I wonder what you think

Of the old orange dink

Or maybe of the wealth

That is burning the earth in stealth?

My questions may be loaded

And my Rhymes are kind of bloated