this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2023
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[–] jono@aussie.zone 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I bet someone will think this is true!

[–] glowie@infosec.pub 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But the internet said it was true mate

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Internet spokesperson here. That picture is actually antifa propaganda for cutting off men's tiny rubbery penises in order to achieve the leftist agenda.

[–] TheLobotomist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What?! Is this fake? Did I just fuck up my car for no reason?

[–] glowie@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago

Spooks can't chase you if there's never a chase

[–] pizzaiolo@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Looks like a lil dick sticking out of the wheel

[–] itsmistermoon@feddit.cl 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fells, is it gay to drive a car? I mean, you're basically riding four tiny dicks every time you jump into a car.

[–] roon@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Imagine the stick shifters

[–] artisanrox@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

yes, and it's not only if you're driving a $1000gas/month, triple-wide extended club cab Ford 78500-50 with a 9' front end and raised tires.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So are you giving them a blowjob every time you pump them up?

[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, you’re playing to their inflation fetish.

[–] itsmistermoon@feddit.cl 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

You mean average sized?

[–] ihavenopeopleskills@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

All the more reason to get run-flats. Spike strips can't stop them.