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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[–] grr_argh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Read Bible, hate god, love giant ocean dragon and sulfur. Name already taken, add real name letter.

[–] s_s@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

s_s s_s s_s s_s_s_s_s s_s_s, s_snake s_s s_s s_s_s_s

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[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Gargleblaster@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago
[–] yewler@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yewler like math. Euler dope. Mispronunciation funny.

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[–] EibmozJ@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Backwards Zombie + J

[–] Draghetta@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Italian prime minister used to write dragon themed fantasy fanfic / erotica. Draghetta was old prime minister nickname from when young. Draghetta like Draghetta nickname. Look up, true.

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

First shiny pokemon

[–] minimar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Another person in friend group have same name, one short one tall, tall one get megamar short one get minimar

Cookie Monster has eyes like predator. Is Cookie Monster predator? Are cookies alive?

[–] meejle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Friend created. Initials ("MJL") became word! Makes smile.

[–] starlinguk@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Starlings are cute and pretty (although slightly obnoxious).

[–] Squids@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Squid likes squids. Squids possesses many squids. Squids likes squids so much squids decide to use squids as namesake. Squids also like single word username because squids thinks having single word for username is bragging rights. Squids is wrong.

Find fig guy annoying

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Flash Gordon Plus Zordon

[–] siewyuk@monyet.cc 5 points 1 year ago

Eat siewyuk. Love siewyuk. Cook siewyuk. Want eat more siewyuk. Siewyuk love. Siewyuk life. Siewyuk means roast pork belly here.

[–] Shurf116@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Shurf116 was 15. Shurf116 took character name from favorite book and added random number which Shurf116 liked. Shurf116 still has that name because why not. And because name always free.

[–] crashoverride@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

90s movie Hackers, main character created.

[–] rockhandle@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Guitar play rock music. Guitar have handle. Rockhandle!

[–] anti@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

anti name anti-theft-device on old bad site. anti join Lemmy, small user base, anti name available, boom.

[–] Death2lois@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

Like Family Guy lots

[–] wtvr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Am angsty middle aged teen. Took favorite word. Dropped many letters

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[–] Silverseren@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Silver is related to real name. Seren is Runescape god name.

[–] kava@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Kava likes kava

StartledStarling like sound-sound

[–] galaxian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Old c64 reference also similar to real name

When creating reddit account got randomly generated username and couldn't change username. After 2.5 years using username got used and attached to username and when moving to lemmy decided to keep same username.

[–] Akagigahara@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Variation of Aogigahara, exit game forest in Japan. Inserted favorite color, red, which in japanese is aka

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

old club penguin username

Unga bunga

[–] krayj@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

First initial + middle name + last initial.

[–] hypnotoad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Like Gyozas. Gyozas powerful.

[–] chris@l.roofo.cc 4 points 1 year ago

Chris is Chris

[–] PinGZ@artemis.camp 4 points 1 year ago

PinGZ pings things for money

[–] Jourei@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Easy to sound intellect anyway; Combination of actual name.

[–] Zippythezigzag@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Fast driving, weed papers.

[–] DonnieDarkmode@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

DonnieDarkmode’s name invokes famous movie (DonnieDarkmode has never watched Donnie Darko) as well as popular display setting that doesn’t sear eyeballs

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