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Trump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted 4 days ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Searching on Google “how to sell my tesla” or “how to sell my tesla stock” hurts their shares. Scheduling a test drive and not showing up wastes their time and resources :)

[–] DogEarBookmark@reddthat.com 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well if I'm gonna schedule a test drive i may as well test the hell out of it, no?

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Read those waivers and see how much you can get away with 😈 “oops, I lost control and scratched the shit out of the side”

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 5 points 4 days ago

I like the cut of your jib!