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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 week ago by imvii@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The ego inflation would go like this:

"Sir, we want to put you on a new $500 bill. The EU has a €500 bill as well, so economic studies show viabil-"

"They already have a 500? No, I want a $1,000 bill, then. Put Elon on the $500."

"Sir, yes sir, thank you sir." boot slurping noises

[–] SabinStargem@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago

I can see Trump and Musk ordering new denominations to one-up each other. "Crypto DOGE is worth over $9,001!" waved sharpie "Nuh-uh, Trump Bucks gets you a dozen eggs, cause I say so!"

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago

Elon would insist on a new $420 dollar bill