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How did you hurt yourself in a very stupid way? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 day ago by Merlu@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I was running for my train. After entering in the station airlock, for a reason i still can't explain, i turned right instead of continuing straight ahead and BAM, i hit a glass with my face. Now i have a little scar, fortunately hidden behind my eyebrow.

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[–] UKFilmNerd@feddit.uk 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was carrying a hoover downstairs and slipped. The hoover fell down the stairs faster than me and stopped at the bottom obviously. The wire had partially unspooled and the very British three prong plug was sitting on the ground, pointing straight towards the sky.

Guess where my arse landed once I had finished slipping down the carpeted stairs?

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago

'Honest Doc, that's exactly how it got up there!'