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Joe Rogan Nods Along As Mel Gibson Claims His Friends Were Cured of Stage 4 Cancer By by ivermectin, fenbendazole (another animal dewormer), and methylene blue (a fabric dye) (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that’s poisoning and i would fuck up a coworker for doing that to me

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think poisoning implies its something toxic. But point taken.

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you don’t know my tolerances to different synthetic chemicals

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know your body doesn't absorb it, so I know it doesn't matter.

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

https://www.fda.gov/drugs/drug-safety-and-availability/fda-drug-safety-communication-serious-cns-reactions-possible-when-methylene-blue-given-patients

here’s just one example of how you could’ve killed your coworker by poisoning their food with methylene blue.

but, also it has MAOI properties, meaning it’s not only absorbed into the body, it passes the blood-brain barrier and can interact with a whole slew of different drugs…
i.e. you did something very horrible, and criminal, and you should feel bad…. and if my coworker “pranks” me by putting anything into my food, we’re going to have a very very big problem.

tl;dr you’re not a doctor because you heard somewhere it’s not absorbed into the body and is harmless.