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Joe Rogan Nods Along As Mel Gibson Claims His Friends Were Cured of Stage 4 Cancer By by ivermectin, fenbendazole (another animal dewormer), and methylene blue (a fabric dye) (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have some green food coloring in the pantry. Will that help with hemoroids?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Who knows what big pharma hides from us, gotta try it now!!

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I can confirm it will not. All it will do is leak a bit and then you spend years trying to figure out which specific spice has a bit of food coloring on the bottom because every now and then you find a green circle on the counter.