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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 28 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Dear Zuckerberg.

You have enough money, you have three options.

  1. Buy an island, build a big mansion, and just live the good life, away from public view, just slow down.
  2. Do what your friend who created Myspace does, get a camera and a good laptop, and live the life of a nomadic photographer, you have zero money issues, you can just travel and take cool photos.
  3. Continue being a fucking dickhead, screwing up the world further trying to get a bigger high score, which won't materially change your life in any way.

Please stop choosing 3, your life will be soo much easier if you do, you will also make soo many other people's lives way easier.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 7 points 15 hours ago

Money is power, he's not doing it for money. Its a class society, and money is the thing that moderates all social interaction and commerce. It isn't just greed for the sake of getting money, its power prestige, priviledge, shape nations, make history.