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Trump is named Time’s Person of the Year and rings the New York Stock Exchange’s opening bell (apnews.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/49608730

EDITED: Change link to proper article instead of a stupid video, and changed associated text to match new URL.

Disgusting, in my opinion.

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Man, I hope when he does an inevitably shit job and the economy tanks, that even his allies turn on him and he is hounded into an early grave

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oldest president in history, assuming he serves all 4 years. What's your definition of "early"?

Now JFK? That guy knew how to hit the grave early!

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Haha ok fair, I just meant I hope the stress gets to him and puts him down. Though he’s a narcissist so that how is unlikely

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Heart attacks are still on the table. I mean dude DOES work at mcdonalds.......unless the media LIED to me!