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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 125 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

NYPD Crime Stoppers Rules: The NYPD part of the reward is given out through Crime Stoppers. To claim this part, people must have a unique reference number provided when they submit a tip through Crime Stoppers. Unfortunately, because the employee called 911 instead of using the Crime Stoppers hotline, they might not be eligible for this part of the reward.

What a fucking joke. Hope everyone learns the lesson here.

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

Mustn't let the poors get a foothold, they may improve their situation.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

HAHahaha You can't make this shit up.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Right? If I tried I'd just write a scene where she's leaving with a fat sack of cash and then learns that her important knee surgery will cost, two fat sacks of cash.