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Love me some malaphors. My personal favorite is mixing "shit or get off the pot" and "if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen"
Does the pope shit in the woods
Why you keep asking me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where his Holiness does his business, is his business
Got me giggling like mad here. I didn't know about the second one, let alone the combinations. I'll have to remember that.