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Clown School Student Who Tried to Smuggle Gold-Plated Pistol into Australia Claims Google Said It Was 'OK' (www.latintimes.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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From Florida, of course 😄

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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You know the headline is packed when there's a literal golden gun and not a single N64 Goldeneye reference.

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"He doesn't need TWO of them!" explains Florida woman, the unlicensed clown who stole gun via illegal clown magic trick while at John Woo's birthday bash.

EDIT: Imagine Gex saying it, especially if you don't remember the John Woo game.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You think a modern day Gex could work now adays?

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Depends on how low your expectations are:

Granted it's 7:30am, legally distinct, and I believe them bones are me.

I'd probably do a genre mix (3rd-person, themed boomer shooter?) if I had that capability, but I would probably struggle with with maps, writing, and just scope in general.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lol did you just whip that up on the fly?

It may just have to lie dead like Blasto, Buxby, Croc, Glover, and Conker. Unless you want to be the change I'd like to see in the world. I have Gameboy studio knowledge, C# knowledge but have no idea where to even start with 3d engines.

I know internet crowd sourced scripts and or references could be achieved it you get enough following.