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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But, wait! There's more...

her lawyer argued she should not have to serve prison time because her "creative side is coming back out now," adding that she volunteers at a local art center and is working on an album.

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s the best argument she could come up with? Well, good luck with that.

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago