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Join the army, get sent to Ukraine, frag the Russikiy overseer and surrender to somebody wearing blue and yellow. Learn the taste of food or die trying.
Is that before or after getting your squad addicted to internet porn?
During. Use the noise and distraction to cover any gunfire/explosions that may be necessary.
Oh there will be explosions alright
Damn I never thought about this.
Drone noises be terrifying tho... ๐ฌ
To my knowledge, there's no evidence to suggest child soldiers being sent in. But you could do the classic, "Yes I'm eighteen" as your voice cracks. I'm sure there's a greater chance than most other nations of it sliding through.
Make sure you gain a shitload of intel before making your move. It would be far more valuable than anything you could manage with a gun at that age, this making a massive impact.
Never said it was a perfect plan. I'm assuming that there'd be bribery and a significant amount of luck involved. If I don't get caught and sent to play a game of catch-mortar (or two or three depending on the dud rate), it might just work out.