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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 112 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Look, if Elon got run over by a Tesla, everyone would be laughing it off right now. If putin got smashed between a large truck and another large truck or by some other means like a large steel plate, everyone would be more than ecstatic. I would do a little dance myself. So I think we should just not try to figure out who did this too hard. It just happens sometimes. Right?

Cuz nobody figures out who denied your claim when your dad had to die right? Where's the justice there? This is it! This is the justice. Don't want it? Well then implement a better way to get justice. As, is, this is great.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago

Hey gun crime is just a reality we have to live with, according to the Republicans in Congress. So I don't see any reason to make a big fuss just because this rich bastard accidentally feel into some bullets, instead of the usual bunch of innocent children or random black person the cops decided to shoot while face down and in handcuffs. No, I'm sure the police have much more serious police matters to attend to, like civil forfeiture on somebody carrying a large amount of cash or selling appropriated weapons to drug cartels.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If somehow Trump died because of a stupid mistake on his part I'd take the rest of the week off and dance like it's THON

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

A dance-for-charity event at The Pennsylvania State University whose name I personally haven't heard in a minute

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, Thick Hippies of Norway.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Thick Hippies of Norway.

*sigh

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Look, if Elon got run over by a Tesla, everyone would be laughing it off right now.

I think he should have demonstrated the use of that metal tube he wanted to use as a rescue sub to rescue those kids in the thai cave. Best way to demonstrate its safe is to go into it yourself.

Or he could use a pseudonym and work remote from one of the companies he owns and see how long he lasts as a worker. He thinks he can judge other peoples code? lets see his medicore bitchass show up and show us all how its done.

That guy sucks.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe he could go get the remains of the Titan. Who knows what we could learn from that.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

to rescue those kids in the thai cave.

Wait, what happened? This?

EDIT: found it.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Cuz nobody figures out who denied your claim when your dad had to die right?

This is part of the hell that we live in.

If you have a complaint about any corporation, you can’t do anything about it. They all run phone trees designed to waste your time and make it impossible to reach anyone who can actually do anything. They pay call center workers in India nothing to take the frustration which should be directed at the C-suites.

We live in a world with zero accountability for anyone with a sizable bank account.

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Come now. Everyone knows pootin doesn't like heights or falling out windows

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh that's right! He loves the planet. I wish to offer him a planet hug from 7 stories away.