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Soulmate rule (slrpnk.net)
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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 119 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Girls don’t break wind, they shatter it, and that’s why they’re breathtaking. That’s what my grandfather always used to say, until my grandmother stabbed him to death during a mental episode. Would have been funny if she suffocated him, but she didn’t seem to consider my need for irony

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 46 points 3 weeks ago

This was not a comment I expected to read on this post

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.