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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Let me guess, he's got an alternative to sell?

[–] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He has Tesla's "Full Self Driving" system, which works with AI and cameras.
He probably wants to just upload his software to US fighter jets for, say, $20 million per unit.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He has Tesla’s “Full Self Driving” system, which works

well there you've already told your first lie

They used air bunnies. S'all good.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It might actually cost way more than that, changing the jet's balance and attaching things to them requires major modifications, but him selling the the systems for that alone sounds about right.

Maybe the real plan is to intentionally fuck it up and weaken the US Military. Wouldn't put it past the Trump admin.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The real plan is to claim they did it (or tried to) and pocketing that sweet DOD money.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The least credible defense of all: "We tried (not really)."

[–] jas0n@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Sucking up to Putin. The next thing he will say is all 2 su57s in existence are much more advanced.