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Cube/ cuboid whatever (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait is that second line "Fruit ... flies like a banana" (parabola), or"Fruit flies ... like a banana" (insects)?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

That's basically the joke, these sentences look very similar but the structure is very different. And you can even force both reading on both sentences. There isn't much I know about time flies but apparently they prefer arrows.