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[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I wish I was winning round cheeses! TFW too hetero a man to seduce a farmer and get treated like this:

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I like how the URL cuts off the sentence. That’s an even better brand new sentence.

She does look somewhat fascinated in the picture. Confirmed.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is she pointing at the cheese in the second pic? Is this the new red circle?

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's important for the sense of scale

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Are fingers the new bananas?

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago
[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

He tells her, she needs to gain weight.