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[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 111 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Me: We haven't evolved much in 800 thousand years. Can you please make me stop craving sugar?

Brain: Do drugs, get mad for no reason

Me: what

Brain: Here's a dream about having sex with Barney the Dinosaur

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 33 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 31 points 22 hours ago

Et tu, Barney?

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

As if my brain would let me sleep. We have minor social faux pas from 15 years ago that we need to review again.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 17 hours ago

Fight or flight response activated!

But the danger is gone, what do you want me to d-

FIGHT OR FLIGHT THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

🎼 Barney is a dinosaur for your ejaculation, and when he’s tall he’s what we call an orgasmic sensation

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks brain!

Hey can you let me forget that cringey thing I did at summer camp? I'm in agony and it's been thirty years

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

I'm sorry, did you mean 'can I forget that important thing'?

BECAUSE YES YOU CAN!