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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not even the most dangerous bear. Polar would fuck you up.

Also, I'm making money all day long by betting on Hippo

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah when I heard "bite a croc in half" I figured I'd just stay away from the jaws of nope forever

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hippo all the way.

Fuckers don't deserve to be that heavy, that fast, and have a ranged attack by flinging their shit. Pick two to keep, Hippo. You get to keep the bite by default just because it can look fuckin goofy.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

You missed their insane armour stat. It looks like leather, but acts like scales on steroids.