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ID: existennialmemes posted:

Instead of "How are You?" try these Dystopia-Friendly alternatives:

  • I see you're awake, my condolences

  • I hope you have some strong coffee

  • I can't wait for the aliens to invade the earth

  • You need to find a seamstress for your raiding party

  • Did any of your crops survive the heatwave?

  • I sure hope this reality is just a simulation

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

Mellow greetings. What seems to be your boggle?