ID: existennialmemes posted:
Instead of "How are You?" try these Dystopia-Friendly alternatives:
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I see you're awake, my condolences
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I hope you have some strong coffee
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I can't wait for the aliens to invade the earth
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You need to find a seamstress for your raiding party
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Did any of your crops survive the heatwave?
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I sure hope this reality is just a simulation
These are written by someone who thinks it's normal that people in games just blurt out something like "patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter" as you approach.